Does anyone remember the time that Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman got married?
Like three-way, menage troi married?
Like that was a real thing that happened to the real Diana, Bruce & Clark?
I feel like that was weird. I feel like we don’t talk about this enough.
No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.
For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.
Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.
"Thank you, Molly."
Forever upset we never got more Bruce and Tim breakfast chats.
I imagine it’s mostly them just fumbling for the coffee and grunting for the first twenty minutes while they shuffle sections of the paper back and forth.
And then it’s probably Tim stealing the end of Bruce’s coffee and Bruce awkwardly trying to father Tim but like, nope, not working at all.
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(no CBS logo, no muting when she rapped “i’m on some dumb….”)The part when she’s in the middle of all her dancers and they all look at her while she does her little dance is the cutest !
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Anonymous said: remus in a christmas sweater?? or remus smoking a cigarette mmi did both, plus a few people asked for remus/sirius stuff. i was trying to think of a scenario in which remus would smoke, because tbh i feel like on principle, he wouldn’t, but a rather bleak little moment with sirius outside a christmas party some time during the first wizarding war (before the potters went into hiding) when they’re both a little too terrified of dying to be aggressively cheery on account of the season; maybe he’d indulge in that little facet of self destruction, god knows he’s done everything else.so yeah. here’s these two blackly joking about dying before their time; just to truly ruin any kind of good night you’re having.
"how to make your crush notice you" by steve rogers
1) Show off your ridiculous shoulder to wait ratio while they have a heart attack on the ground.
2) Mock their pain.
3) Not so subtly try to work your way into their pants.
I want you to look at something.
#chris carter filmed this scene deliberately to make this relationship seem ~more platonic~ #and spent the next seven years vehemently denying that these people had any desire whatsoever to put their mouths on each otther’s mouths #explaining this scene to people is even better than the old ‘horrify the twilight n00b’ game i swear to god #’you know what will definitely not make the entire universe ship these two so hard they INVENTED THE WORD ‘SHIPPING’ TO DO SO?’ #idk but emotionally fraught undressing in a motel room followed by intense heart-to-hearts by candlelight and the sound of rain oughta do it #NOW THAT WE’VE CONCLUSIVELY PROVEN THERE’S NO CHEMISTRY HERE WHATSOEVER WILL YOU ALL JUST GO HOME #………..WHY ARE YOU STILL ON MY LAWN (via)
Whatever, Chris Carter. Whatever. A couple years ago, the roomie and I did a binge rewatch of the entire series and the thing we realized that the whole thing was SO MUCH BETTER if you just work from the assumption that Mulder and Scully got together between episodes 1 and 2 and the entire series is in the context of a secret but totally established romantic relationship they were working to hide from everyone because (insert stupid reason for secrecy here).